AISubs v3.8.2
[PH] Nyan!
Shushutto gokuro-san
Goguro-san, ticket!
Shushutto gokuro-san
Ticket!
Goguro-san!
Shushumonea.
Go Eon!
Shushumonea is a dream project where you can win 1 million yen for laughter.
It's the same as Iromonea. What is Shushumonea?
Don't say it. Don't say it so clearly.
What is Iromonea?
It's a big deal if the main body starts moving.
Will it move? It's so small.
Can't you fight with the TV station?
It's over.
It's a small channel.
It's a small channel. No one has told me yet.
I'm doing that and watching it and everything. Except for comedians.
But you got past 200,000 subscribers.
200,000... Yeah, yeah. What kind of 200,000?
Huh?
Like a hacker.
A hacker.
Someone with 600,000 cell phones.
Some people.
Someone with 600,000 cell phones.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, that's amazing.
But my fans have increased.
They have.
Now we have about 250,000 subscribers.
Already?!
Yeah.
That's fast!
When Akira came out, we had about 50,000.
You said, like, bam!
Then call Akira again.
No, let's call Akira. Let's do a random call.
Akira random call.
Let's go with 100 for now.
Go ahead.
I'll explain the rules.
This is a very rare and interesting project.
We'll divide all five genres into five.
If you can get all of them, you win 1 million yen.
Wait a minute.
That's the same as before.
This is a color-minded game.
There were five color-minded games?
Five of them.
Oh, really?
I've been on one before.
Of course you wouldn't.
Why not?
I left a huge impression on you.
You're not a celebrity.
I'm not a celebrity.
You're not.
What?
You're not.
Don't say that.
You were, Mr. Unnan?
I was, Mr. Unnan.
You weren't Jackie Chan and a crab?
I was Jackie Chan and a crab.
Jackie Chan! That's not a color store.
It's not a Jackie and a crab store.
Now, with those five genres, it's one big gag!
Yes.
Imitation, short story, monoboke, silent.
That's the genre.
It's exactly the same. Is it okay?
It's okay if you're mad.
Oh, is that so?
It's okay if you're mad.
You clear each of them one by one.
And if you complete them all, you get one million yen.
Oh, that's nice!
Yes.
It's easy for an entertainer.
It's easy.
You can get 100 yen for that.
What's 500 yen?
What?
The rules
These are the rules.
From the first challenge to the fourth challenge,
if three judges laugh during four of the five, it's OK.
But only for the last challenge, all of you can't laugh.
Five people.
It's tough.
But if you clear it, you'll get 1 million yen.
You'll definitely give it to me, right?
Five wives who chose the easy way will show up.
Easy way?
Easy way.
When you walk in Shibuya, you will see people like this.
First challenger is the producer of the show, Manhida Sonogeko.
Make a million yen and laugh!
[PH] The winner is...
Mankida Sumigeo-chan!
What are you confident about?
I'm confident about one shot.
One shot! You're very confident!
OK, let's look forward to it!
Five judges will be selected.
Please give us a call for start and stop!
Start!
And you can stop at your favorite part.
Stop!
It's decided.
People like lies are not easy to find.
I don't know who chose who.
So, Manhida Sonogego, please tell us about the genre of the first challenge.
I'll tell you about it with a one-shot gag.
I'd like to see it.
How many are you going to show us?
I only have one, so I'll do it in one shot.
Oh, stimulating.
Wow, you're determined.
That's great.
I'm definitely confident I can do it.
Let's see.
Let's go!
First challenge, start!
I'll do one-shot gag.
Shh!
[PH] Oh!
Wonderful!
What did you say?
I've seen this gag before.
Have you?
You've got a motif.
She's coming down.
What will you do for the second stage?
I'll do a monoboke.
Oh, a monoboke.
I see.
Let's start.
I see. Then, let's begin.
Now, you will choose tools and continue.
Yes.
One minute limit.
Then, please!
Challenge, start!
I didn't do anything.
Yes, it's strange.
It's strange, but it was fun.
The general judge laughed.
Oh, he laughed.
I thought if I was caught with Hyohyo and Akaman, I would laugh.
The judges are quite vulgar.
No, but they are easy customers.
There are such people, white bears.
By the way, what did you try to do with it?
To make it a cent.
To make it a cent!
It's a cent and a cent, right?
Is it a cent and a cent?
[PH] 3rd Stage
3rd Stage. Will you do it?
I will!
Let's do it! What genre?
Short content.
Short content! Short content!
Well... Are you ready?
Yes!
Yes, I understand. Well, let's do it! Challenge, start!
Short content!
Uh... Uh... What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
What should I do?
What's wrong?
There's nothing.
Wonderful.
Which one is this?
There was nothing?
Which one?
It's the short story about nothing.
Oh, it's the short story about nothing.
It's the short story about nothing.
It's new.
Force Challenge.
Are you going to do it?
I will.
What's the topic of the day?
I'll do it impersonating.
Impersonating.
I'd like to see it.
If you clear this fourth challenge, you'll be last.
What were you most confident about?
Impersonating.
So you'll do it impersonating to get to the end of it.
Yes.
I understand.
Then, fourth challenge, start!
What is this impersonation of?
What is this place?
What do you want to do today?
Anything.
Okubo Park.
Okubo Park?
Tachibo.
Challenge failed!
This is bad.
Unfortunately, it was very close.
You blamed him too much.
Yes, I blamed him too much.
When we went to the dressing room and asked if he was okay, he only imitated himself.
It was the worst imitation ever.
The imitation of Hachinbo in Okubo Park.
It's crazy, isn't it?
Yamazato Ryota, the next challenger.
Earn a prize of one million yen!
I'm Yamazato Ryota.
Can you do it?
Of course.
You're a big guy.
I applied for it from my homepage without skipping any preliminary battles.
I'd like you to do it.
You'd like me to do it?
Yes!
You haven't done it much, have you?
I haven't done a few.
This kind of genre.
Today you have a hairstyle like an old woman's hairstyle.
Is this okay?
I thought I'd try it.
I'm doing a little bit of morning news broadcast and doing a little bit of TV.
Today, I'm doing a broadcast of two people.
I'm a little wavy.
You're wavy.
And there is also a hair-dying...
Hair-dying...
I'm sure you're excited about it, but I hope you like it.
It's like the first Mori Masako.
I thought it was a great compliment.
I'm excited about it.
I'm happy.
You're excited about it.
I've been here with my teacher.
Oh, you have.
Great.
You're going to be on the show.
Oh, you almost pushed me.
I was about to drink it.
Please do it like you did just now.
If you do it like you did just now...
This is my chance!
I hope you can do it.
Yes! I got one absolute prize!
Please do your best.
If you win, you should take back one million yen.
If you win one million yen, what will you use it for?
Wow... I was doing a morning information show and...
I don't have good relationship with other people, so I'd like to have a meal with them to improve my relationship.
Oh, really?
[PH] Yes.
Huh? You're in such a sad state now.
Isn't it a disaster?
I don't have good relationship with them.
You don't? Why is that?
Well...
When I happened to be in the waiting room, everyone was talking about going out for a meal and I stopped for a moment.
What?
You weren't called.
Yes.
So I'm going to host it and I want to make everyone happy.
That's right.
You have potential just by being close with people.
I'm really happy you taught me that.
You're a fool.
I want to win 1 million yen with that gift!
Alright!
You'll win for sure!
[PH] Yes!
Clap your hands.
I'll clap my hands!
Let's go!
Yes!
What's up with him?
Please clap your hands, too.
I'm sorry.
Please!
I'm excited.
Yes!
Yes, yes.
I'll slap you in the back.
Oh, sorry.
You're annoying!
You're a ghost! A ghost!
You're a prisoner!
Okay, Mr. Yamazato.
Yes?
You'll choose five judges.
Please give us a start and a stop call.
Yes!
Start!
Stop!
Here are the five people chosen.
It looks pretty severe.
It looks severe.
This is a no-movement, right?
It's no-movement.
It's overwhelmingly no-movement.
Overwhelmingly.
Foreigners are mixed in, too.
Foreigners?
I'm saying this from a medical perspective, but there are people from Rome.
Rome?
There are people from Rome!
It may be quite difficult for people from Rome to not laugh.
Okay, Yamato-san, please choose your genre for the first challenge!
Imitation!
From imitation...
Are you confident?
Yes!
How many have you prepared?
Five!
This is a big attack.
This is pretty strong.
It's pretty strong.
Okay, let's look forward to it!
Let's start the first challenge!
Akiba president of Super Akidai, who is always asked about vegetables when he is on the morning news program.
[PH] Hello!
The price of vegetables is rising due to the motion.
But we are taking care of where vegetables are received in order to welcome you.
You're a little stubborn.
You're a little slow.
Sensei...
Oh, there's a Bori Bazuka!
What's wrong with Bori Bazuka?!
That is Sensei...
Susanai!
Oh no! Oh no!
It continues!
Challenge failed!
Challenge failed?!
What?!
The first try?!
Oh, no, Sensei.
The first try?!
No way. I'm really surprised.
I'm really surprised.
I was saying I was going to swim in the afternoon.
If you say that, I'm going crazy.
Did you put the sushi rice in the afternoon's quarrel?
No, the guy I was going to do it again suddenly flew away and I thought I had to do something, and it came out.
Actually, there was a beer party.
There was a moment.
When you said, sushi and soba, I was like, boom!
The timing was just...
Let's do it again.
Yeah.
Another challenge.
I think Yamada san is in a bad condition right now.
You wanted to win, didn't you?
I wanted to win. I wanted to get 100 million yen.
Yeah.
Okay, I understand.
This is your chance.
You can try again, but...
I don't know if the staff will approve of it.
Can I have 50,000 yen?
I'll give you lunch money, so can I have 50,000 yen?
That way you can be in a good mood.
It's hard for me now.
You were cheating.
Yes, yes.
You were cheating.
That's right.
It's very strange.
Can I have 50,000 yen?
Maybe I can get a million yen from it.
Yes, you can get a million yen.
950,000 yen.
I'll pay you.
Please.
Manager, your wallet.
Thank you.
But this is already big.
No, it's 95 percent plus.
How have you been today?
Then let's talk about your wallet conditions.
Yes.
How much do you have in your wallet now?
Well...
What?
22,000 yen?
No, I'm fine with 20,000 yen.
20,000 yen?
Is 20,000 yen okay?
No, 20,000 yen is fine.
20,000 yen is too much.
Excuse me, please pay later.
Excuse me, where is the change?
I can't change it, but which one is 20,000 yen?
Okay, I'll definitely get it.
I'll definitely get it.
It's not easy.
Yes!
Let's start with the judges choosing.
Please call and stop the timer for the judges.
Start!
Stop!
Oh, he's got a big smile on his face this time.
He's already smiling.
He always seems to smile.
Maybe he's smiling with a smiley face now.
This is a chance, right?
A chance, a chance.
A big chance has come.
This is a chance.
Then, please tell us the genre of the first challenge.
Okay!
Short story!
Yes!
Wonderful.
It's my first short story in my life.
Oh!
First?
Is it your first?
It's my first!
Wow!
That's great.
Since it's your first in your life, the hurdle has dropped dramatically.
Thank you!
If you're bad at this, you'll get it.
Let's get started!
Challenge, start!
CHALLENGE START!
Shortcut!
Oh, nice.
In the morning news program,
when the price of vegetables went up,
the interviewer was Mr. Akiba of Super Akidai.
While he was passionately brushing his teeth,
Suddenly, in that bar,
you want to stop this customer.
How will you do it?
Let's go!
No...
Fail!
It's long.
The title is long.
Did you hear me talking like this for 10 seconds?
What are you doing?
It's long.
I've been listening for a minute.
You're distorting the timeline!
It's too long!
You didn't realize it! You spent one minute!
No, I spent only about ten seconds.
Not at all!
But you were still saying the word, ping, ping!
It was a title goal!
It's a title goal that you spend one minute on, so you can't do it!
I spent that much!
You felt it for a long time, didn't you?
Too bad! Challenge failed!
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute...
What's wrong?
I can't go home like this!
I'm leaving.
There still is, right? The Hasegane?
You want to make it?
Or...
Or I can just swipe it with my pen.
No way, I'll take it all.
I can't go back. I can't go back. I'm alive, manager!
I'll take the money from your wallet.
Money is easy to understand.
I'll take it all.
Oh, I got this from a guy who collects money in a shrine.
I'm sorry.
You can have it.
I'm sorry.
Now, Yamada and San.
Yes!
There is no more time.
Yes.
Miracles are happening.
What?!
There are only five judges who are scheduled to be on earth.
Those five are very famous people in Gera.
Thank you!
We will definitely decide on that person, so for now we will make a call and stop call.
Yes!
Start!
Stop!
Okay, we have five people left.
And also zombies.
Is the earth still like that?
Yes, it is.
When you leave the studio, it is like this.
Yes!
Please be careful.
I will make that last human be torn apart!
Okay, let's start.
First challenge, choose a jump.
Monoboke!
This is...
It's a monoboke.
Now, we have a monoboke.
It's decreasing...
What? What's wrong?
It's decreasing...
What?
It's decreasing...
It's not decreasing, it's increasing.
Earlier...
I made a countermeasure.
What? What?
Monoboke what? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
The ones with D'arma and Saint-kun...
Are they gone?
What should I do? There's only Nartobi.
Can you make it with Nartobi? Do you want it?
But...
Have you been eating there?
I was eating, but...
The challenger did something similar.
Oh, no.
Then you have to do it with Nartobi.
You have to do it with Nartobi!
Then I dare not call it a monoboke.
It's a jam called Nartobi.
Nartobi, Nartobi.
Let's start. First Challenge, start!
The president of Akiba, who appears in the morning news program when vegetables are in high demand...
Two people!
Akiba was already out of vegetables, so they decided to sell narutobi.
When customers asked, why did you decide to sell narutobi, president Akiba said.
In this era, narutobi is very healthy.
Baba!
Baba! You bastard!
Baba! You're buying it for such a cheap price!
Failure!
Failure, huh...
Mr. Yamada.
Yes?
Failure.
But the subject is still the same, right?
What should we do?
I think this is a very unworthy result!
Yes!
If I were your teacher, I'd be a pervert.
I'm a total pervert.
What?!
Forgive me!
You've been laughing at me.
But we broke up.
If you're happy with me, you should leave.
I'll be a dad.
It's a combination.
Is there anyone who studies?
I saw it right in front of me!
It's true! It's true!
Yes, I saw it right in front of me!
That's right!
I saw it right in front of me!
You're wearing a panpan look!
If you're wearing a panpan look, you win this!
Clear!
I'll give you the prize for taking off your clothes!
[PH] Did you see it right in front of you?
It's too weak!
I'm sorry!
Let's go to the second stage.
Yes, second… yes.
Please choose a genre.
Silence!
Silent, are you ready?
Yes.
This is something everyone struggles with.
It's difficult.
Most of people bring this up at the end and fail, but I'd like you to do it in the second one.
I thought it would be better to digest it early.
That's right.
I think the best way is to make five people laugh at the end.
I see.
Okay, let's do it. Second stage, silent.
Go ahead!
Hahaha!
You're so annoying.
You're annoying.
You laughed so hard.
It's the opposite.
You're in the opposite direction.
I can't forgive you for this.
You were so bad when you did this.
You were so bad when you did that.
Now is your chance, Oz.
Now is my chance.
Let's try the third stage.
Go, go, go!
One shot!
All right!
Challenge, start!
Speed up! Speed up! Speed up!
Excuse me!
Is this the place where you can get three times the daily salary?
Failure!
So fast!
Challenge failed!
Too fast! The time stopped and the count went like...
Too bad.
You failed.
Is it really like this?
Too fast.
You lost 10 seconds.
Lost?
Yes, you lost 10 seconds until you failed.
It went like...
That's your fault!
No, no, no, that's...
My watch...
It's about the world time.
You distorted the time.
You're gay, right?
Yes, I'm gay.
You're accused of doing very serious things in the world.
You're in a dangerous situation like this.
There's a reason you want to clear it and laugh together.
Yes.
But it's weird that you're doing nothing.
Yes, yes, yes.
I've already given you all the questions.
Accept it.
If you had it, you would have found it in the middle of the room.
[PH] Wow...
Is this what you bought me for my hard work?
Everyone says that.
I'm wearing it now because of someone.
How about Grand Seiko?
Good.
Japan is Grand Seiko.
Luxury.
We can make you continue our challenge by getting those watches.
If you can complete all of them, you'll get about 950,000 yen.
And we'll give you back those watches.
Oh, yes.
They're expensive, aren't they?
Is that what a back-chee is?
He's using a name called All Right as a deck right now.
That's a word that entertainers would use.
Yes.
I'm afraid I can't tell you the price, but...
This is not enough for the prize money.
Thank you!
I'll do my best, Cookie-san!
Anyway...
The precious watch you're showing me is...
...for now, a chimpanzee's watch.
Wait!
Chimpanzees don't know the value of watches!
[PH] I'm sorry, chimpanzees...
Please move away from the stage.
Let's continue with the game!
Is this the third challenge?
Yes, it is.
Did I set a watch on the third challenge?
Yes!
What a shame!
What should we do for the first challenge?
One-shot gag!
Is there a star like you?
Yes, there is!
Okay.
This is very important.
Yes.
It's dangerous for you.
Yes.
Let's do it. Challenge, start!
One-shot gag.
I'll do one-shot gag for the elderly.
He's changed.
If you put it on a sweet voice rhythm, you won't notice you're old and say this word.
series
Gamanjiru!
Degora!
Is this clear?
This is...
I have to put up with it.
Put up with it.
Did you think you could drop it?
No, I just said it.
You said it.
The wipe was shaking.
You laughed.
It was shaking in the wipe.
Is that so? I don't know the criteria for this.
Great!
Thank you.
Now, there are two more.
Yes.
Which one should we go for?
Imitation!
That's good.
Now, it's imitation, but are you confident?
I am!
Let's go! Monomane Challenge, start!
From Beam Up High School...
I was kidnapped by Tachibana...
I was waiting for my friends and Kato's help...
My friends and Kato got too excited at the cafeteria...
When they didn't come to help me...
When they all disappeared in the morning...
I was left alone...
Nobuo says...
It's terrible!
Terrible...
Wonderful!
No, I was born in the B-bop era.
B-bop era!
Yamada-san's silence is the best.
There's no one who speaks in a right-winged voice like you.
It was overwhelming.
Thank you.
It was great.
It's good that all the people in the white shirt were born in the B-bop era.
It was great.
I was really happy.
It was really good.
This is great.
Now, we have one last challenge.
Yes!
If you can get this, you'll get cash!
Yes!
You'll get a watch in cash!
Yes!
You can get money.
Thank you!
Excellent!
So, we only have a short count of Moracos.
A short count!
Yamazuchi-san, you've come this far.
I'm sure you're pretty nervous.
Yes.
What should we do? Should we take a break?
No, let me do this!
Are you sure?
Yes! I'll die if I stop!
Understood!
Let's go with that momentum!
This is the last challenge!
[PH] Go ahead!
A short count!
If that southern electrician, president Miyaji, said something for a really cool reason,
Stop it! Stop the pain! Stop it! Stop the war!
Next...
One person left. Four more.
Four more.
If...
Mori Masako...
If she...
If she put something...
Into your body...
[PH] Two more.
Three more.
Teacher...
Failure!
What a shame!
Unfortunately!
It was very unfortunate!
The space-time appeared again.
Unfortunately!
Thank you very much!
I'll collect it.
Please go back.
Seriously!
Please give me only Nartomi.
Here you go.
This is from the 100 yen shop.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
If...
you can make people laugh with your ugly face, I'll accept it.
Thank you.
It's your last chance.
Thank you!
In exchange, I'd like you to give me your glasses.
[PH] Wait a minute.
What should we do?
I see. In Fuji TV, there is a special edition of Ieo system.
What will you do?
I can't write it.
Oh, you have a sincere face.
I'm sorry.
I'll put it in the next alohana.
I don't know what alohana and red glasses mean.
Now, Mr. Yamazato is set here.
[PH] Yamazato is set.
With your armpit shoulder in place...
Let's go with this for the judges.
Can you jump and jump rope?
Jump rope?
Then, challenge start!
[PH] Jump rope challenge
[PH] Here we go.
Spiel!
Too bad. Too bad. Too bad.
You wanted it, didn't you?
You had your last chance.
You wanted to laugh there, didn't you?
You were just flying around, the man with glasses.
I didn't know.
You didn't know?
I was about to say it when I was flying up, but I didn't know.
You didn't know at the time, but you knew you should say it later, right?
Yes.
Do you still remember that?
Yes, I do.
What should we do?
Just show it?
Then let's do the last challenge!
Shoes!
Thank you.
My shoes are dirty because I'm wearing them in the fall and winter.
Not at all.
I'm sorry.
It's a vintage style.
I'll go and change my shoes.
See, this is an item for a man who hasn't taken off his shoes for eight years.
I don't know how valuable shoes are.
I don't waste shoes for people with that name.
Eight years of safety shoes are enough.
Eight years of safety shoes.
Well, you'll be fine with your toes, though.
What did you say?
I hope you're safe.
Oh, three runners. Two more! Two more!
And now, start!
Two more!
Yes!
The truth...
I met Yoshimoto at Shinohsaka station.
He looked gloomy and I asked him what's wrong.
He said that he would meet a penguin who has a problem in Hiroshima.
And that person is...
You got caught.
What a shame.
You got caught.
Can you look at me?
Did you get caught in my ear?
Did you jump out of my ear?
No, I didn't.
What a shame.
I'm sorry.
I didn't expect this, but this is your last chance.
My last chance?
Yes.
How about you take the master's seat?
Thank you.
Is it me?
No, I'll say this.
He has a huge potential for making a statement.
Yes, yes.
So if you do something and make a statement...
If you do what you always do...
That's good.
I think you'll succeed.
I don't have a chance like this.
This is your last chance.
It's my last chance.
I'm sorry, master!
Master...
Can I have your hat?
My hat?
Your master is challenging you.
Oh, my hat...
Is this a mystery?
Oh, I forgot my hat.
Do you have a hat? Do you want it?
Do you have one?
No, master doesn't have one.
Okay, I'll take your shoes.
No, thank you.
This is the last challenge!
Do your best!
You can decide how much you'll give out later.
The judges are five people.
Let's go!
Self-criticism and challenge, start!
What's going on?
Fail!
Hey!
You're fast at the end.
You're suddenly slow.
What's with you?
I'm not weak at all.
Tell me!
What?
It's the first time I've seen you lying down.
What kind of joke is this?
Your pants are up, your pants!
I'm sorry.
Hey.
I thought my pants were up, and I'm sorry.
OK.
That's true.
Come here, Daz.
OK.
Let's go over there.
Daz, do it once. Challenge once.
What?
If you look objectively, you'll see it.
I can see it.
OK.
Challenge once and say OK.
Challenge
This is a challenge, right?
Yes, it is.
Please start.
I want to do it!
You...
This is a two-second challenge!
You only have two seconds!
I'll start.
It's time for Shishit Kazina!
Yay!
So we've invited a special guest.
This is the man!
Hello!
Tako is here!
Tako will come, right?
She called me, so I'm sure she'll come.
This time, we'll go without any questions!
We can't do it!
Without any questions, we'll start with...
Taste...
You're right!
We have prepared two candies.
One is a candy.
It's about sticks.
And the other one is an apple candy.
Apple candy?
That's not the tone of the word!
You can take it out of the stick.
Ew, it stinks!
We will take out the flower from the bigger hole.
Ew, this is scary!
Yeah!
Thank you, Dasu.
Good job.
It's been a while since I had a job like this.
I was watching you and your comments were challenging me.
I was sweating a lot and I said to you to give me more training to get me to the next stage.
No... It's not like what I thought.
That much?
Why? Why?
No, it's not like that...
I wanted to say something.
I wanted to say that we were doing something like this.
That's amazing, Gogai san and Kawashima san and Kotsugi san and stuff like that.
I see, I see.
No, but I can say one thing.
Zato san has a high level of bokeh.
That's right, that's right.
He has a high level of bokeh and high level of bokeh.
And this double standby is Zato san's.
So I asked only funny people.
Only funny people.
Only one.
I hope the sky will be a little bit blue for me.
Only one.
I hope the sky will be a little bit blue for me.
For me.
What does it mean by good?
I'm sure of it.
But it's not like this.
I'm sure of it.
You just said three things.
LOL
The next episode will be released on June 23rd.